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  • En el 2053 el mundial se hace en la luna… tres años después, en Chipre, el Diego, con Benja de 55 años como aydante y DrogoCyberMancuso como ayudante de campo, le dá a la argentina su 3er título mundial (solo se presentaron 3 países, uno de ellos dió dopping positivo de heroina helada en la totalidad de sus jugadores.) Argentina en el 2054 es nuevamente champion con el diego de la gente. Despiertan a Grondona y al Coco (congelados en el 2014) para festejar en el obelisco que ahora tiene la cara de Gamuza.
    Todo el pueblo argentino festeja en Plaza de Mayo, el presidente Josema Listorti y la primera dama Kendra Wilkinson (1er travesti que voto en blanco con dni de canario) saludan a los jugadores en el balcón.
    Todos contentos preparan el próximo mundial para 1953 en la Luna. Tom Hanks hará nuevamente una peli en el espacio, esta vez junto a Dady Yankee, Chuck Norris y Maria Carey. La película no es lo que se espera y fanáticos de “Quiero ser grande” asesinan de un choclazo en la espalda a Tom. Siete años más tarde DeMichellis y Gamboa producen “Tom, una vida, un naufrago, una pasión” con Paolo el rockero como el abuelo de Tom, Tom no es un actor conocido, pero 20 años más tarde va a ganar un Martín Fierro por su actuación en “Hice a Tom hace 20 años y hoy hago otra película”.

  • Sir Arthur Puig

    Se canceló esa porque la Metro-Goldwyn-Marley no tiene para canapés en el set, Tom Hanks se esguinzó una nalga jugando al black jack con jack black, jack bauer, tristán bauer y tristán que vendría ser como el gemelo de Nestor K separados al nacer.

  • Adolfito

    Además se dan cuenta de que Nestor K no murio en el 2010 y está junto con BiN Laden, Jorge Arbusto, Maculin Kulkin y la mujer de Arturo Puigg en Hawai brindando por la cancelación de la película de Tom, ya que parecía que iba a ser mala y la mitad del presupuesto de los Estados Unidos de Norteamérica serían destinados a esa peli.
    Finalmente todos ganan pasajes al 1er mundial en la Luna, menos el “Diego de la gente” que se queda en pijamas con sus 124 años mientras Maxi Lopez le tira la bombucha y el guillote se fuma un puro cubando.

  • Forro

    La verdadera razon del cancelamiento de la pelicula de Tom Hanks era que no pudo ir a grabar porque se hiso pis y el universo imploto.

  • Andres

    TOM HANKS: Hola! soy Tom Cruise.

    HERMOSO EL CHISTE MANTRUL, SIGUE ASÍ MUCHACHO, LO HAS VUELTO A LOGRAR: Sos Tom Cruise!??

    TOM HANKS: Soy Tom Cruise

  • bau super capo

    Es muy bueno, pero tengo una pregunta re loca

    Que es esa mano cerrada??!!
    Que quisiste expresarnos?
    odio?
    rencor?
    chocolate?
    mas candela?
    una mano?
    no creo q sea una mano solamente!

  • Que buenos que van a estar los trajes espaciales en el 2053, muy aerodinamicos

  • cacharrito

    es gracioso porque es obvio que los de marte no tienen huevos.

  • caraporonga

    messi no va a poder comer su sambayon porque su traje no se lo permite, estamos perdidos, debemos regresar

  • erghendiado

    (tercera vez que intento comentar y me pone trabas burocraticas)

    BRANDY HUEVO

  • martin

    aerodinnamicos al pedo porque en el espacio no hay aire. que giles estos de la NASA

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